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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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