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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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