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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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