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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Akiva Lane
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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Akiva Lane
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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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