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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What do you get when you have a comedian for an optician?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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