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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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