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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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