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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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