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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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