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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Shane Ronay
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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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