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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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