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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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