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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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