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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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