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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Shane Ronay
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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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