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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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