Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

1648
Akiva Lane
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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

304
Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968
Shane Ronay
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Who does someone who can't figure out their career see?

An Occupational Health specialist

2006
Shane Ronay
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What'll happen if someone accidently consumed hair coloring?

They could dye.

1475
Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

1370
Akiva Lane
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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

1849
Akiva Lane
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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

1934
Shane Ronay
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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

Because it's straight from the horse's mouth.

1817
Akiva Lane
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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

1621
Akiva Lane
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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

1616
Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

1901