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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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