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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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