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Shane Ronay
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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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