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Shane Ronay
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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Shane Ronay
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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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