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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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