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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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