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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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