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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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