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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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