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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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