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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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