What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967

What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

1983

What is a complicated fear of clusters of buildings called?

It's a complex complex complex.

1435

What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

2024

How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

1110

What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

1705

Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

2257

What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

584

What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

564

Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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