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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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