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Akiva Lane
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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Shane Ronay
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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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