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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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