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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Akiva Lane
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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Shane Ronay
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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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