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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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