What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

2203

How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

468

What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

2084

What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

710

What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

685

What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

893

What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

2352

What two letters are empty?

MT

849

What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

2198

What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

287

How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

732

Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

331