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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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