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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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