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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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