What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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