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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What do we know about this man?

He's too big for his britches.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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