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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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