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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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