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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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