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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Akiva Lane
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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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