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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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