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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Shane Ronay
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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Akiva Lane
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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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