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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why is this man scared of being in the hospital?

He wants to stay clear of the poison i.v.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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