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Shane Ronay
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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Akiva Lane
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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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