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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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