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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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