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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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