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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

2014

What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

1962

When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

1985

How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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