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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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