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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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