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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Akiva Lane
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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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