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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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