What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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