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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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