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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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