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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man who'd purchased a grave for himself then bought one for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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