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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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