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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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