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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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