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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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