What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What do you call an ambulance for aligators?

Gator Aid.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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