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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Shane Ronay
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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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