Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What did the royals think about their subject's protests?

It was just revolting.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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