What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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