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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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A dessert island.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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