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How did Bill poke his head through the hole?

He put his finger through the hole and poked his head.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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