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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Akiva Lane
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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Akiva Lane
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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Akiva Lane
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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Akiva Lane
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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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