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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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