Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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