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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Gaucho Marx

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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