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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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