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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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