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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student orange 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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