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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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