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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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