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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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