What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

78

When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

1663

Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

309

What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

608

If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

304

Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

224

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

2091

Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

1477

What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

934

What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

1088

Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

185