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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Akiva Lane
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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Shane Ronay
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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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