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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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