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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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