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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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