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Akiva Lane
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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Akiva Lane
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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Shane Ronay
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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Shane Ronay
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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Akiva Lane
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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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