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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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