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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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