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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Shane Ronay
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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Akiva Lane
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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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