What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

2160

What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

32

What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

236

What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

2023

Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

2026

Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

816

What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

411

What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

1372

Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

464

Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

1944

Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

1261

Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

1969