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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What do you call an ambulance for aligators?

Gator Aid.

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Shane Ronay
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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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