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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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