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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What do you get when you have a comedian for an optician?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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