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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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