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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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