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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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