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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Akiva Lane
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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Akiva Lane
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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Akiva Lane
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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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