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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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