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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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