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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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