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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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