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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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