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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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