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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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