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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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