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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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