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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Akiva Lane
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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Akiva Lane
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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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