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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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