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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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