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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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