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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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