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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Shane Ronay
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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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