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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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