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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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