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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Akiva Lane
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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Akiva Lane
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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Akiva Lane
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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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