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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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