What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What do you call an ambulance for aligators?

Gator Aid.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Health specialist

2006

What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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