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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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Shane Ronay
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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Akiva Lane
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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Shane Ronay
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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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