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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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