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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed him, he was depressed.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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