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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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