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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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