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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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