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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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