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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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