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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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