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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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