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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Dovid Lane
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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Akiva Lane
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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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