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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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