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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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