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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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