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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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