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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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