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Yehuda Lane
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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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