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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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