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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Dovid Lane
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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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