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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Shane Ronay
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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Akiva Lane
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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Akiva Lane
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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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