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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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