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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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