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Akiva Lane
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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Akiva Lane
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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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