Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

1049

During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

1345

What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

2373

What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

489

How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

945

As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

631

Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

353

How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

1865

Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

806

Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

1636

How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

2010

What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

1500