Pictures:

Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

2718

What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

965

What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

116

How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

471

Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

213

How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

1397

What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

2028

What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

1152

What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

682

Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

1222

What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

2455

What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

2277