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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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