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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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