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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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A tripod.

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