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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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