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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Shane Ronay
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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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