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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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