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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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