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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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