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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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