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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Shayna Lane
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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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