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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Akiva Lane
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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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Akiva Lane
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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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