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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Akiva Lane
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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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