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Akiva Lane
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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Akiva Lane
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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Shane Ronay
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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Shane Ronay
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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Shane Ronay
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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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