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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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