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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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