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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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