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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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A buoys club.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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