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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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