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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Akiva Lane
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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Akiva Lane
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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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