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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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