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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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