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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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