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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Akiva Lane
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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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