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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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