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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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