Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Akiva Lane
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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane
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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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