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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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