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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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