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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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