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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Shane Ronay
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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Shane Ronay
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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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